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How many words can you spell with the letters in BULLSHIT? I found 35.
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For everyone that hates that little shit angstdrillhead, I have some 411 on him.
Angstdrillhead is a little, half retarded guy, that worked for many, many years at the box office in a movie theatre in a shithole known as Calgary (and for minimum wage, too).
He was never given a promotion and was dissed, ridiculed and ignored by management and co-workers on a regular basis.
Of this he was obviously proud, as he choose to discuss the tragic, vapidness of his pathetic life here on the newground BBS for all to read (A cry for help?).
He has since moved onward and upward (downward?) in life.
He now works as a cashier at Walmart for minimum wage, where he is known as “Mister Complainer”.
At the present time, the highlight of his sad, meaningless life--as you can tell by his profile quote--4 star Cashier for Dec. 2004 at Wal-mart
Sad indeed.
If you were to see him, you would at first think that he looks like Mr. burns on the Simpsons.
His real name is Michael Roberts, and he might get laid sometime in the future if he can save his money long enough to find a little retarded prostitute that has low enough standards to touch his nasty, nerdy, nose picking, masturbating* ass!
Two summers ago, Michael was beaten up by two 15 year old kids (by the way Michael is 24 years old). From that day to the present he lives in constant state of fear and can never be found without a mini ear-piercing alarm, that he can press to save his wimpy ass next time another pair of 15 year olds want to beat the living shit out of him. (I bet that alarm will come in handy yet!)
Michael, 24, still lives with his mother, he has admitted to being in love with a 16 year old girl, whom he has stalked, and is a Mormon, the most fucked up type of people in the world.
In conclusion, if angstdrillhead pisses you off, remember that he has the I.Q. of a 8 year old, and just ignore his immature comments, he doesn't know any better.
*Topic: “masturbation good/bad?”
Forum: General Posted: 12/25/03 12:15 AM
angstdrillhead wrote:
“Well it does help your penis internally and externally! Your foreskin can pull back easily, it cleans out the dirt inside and if it's dry it works as a lotion!”
OMFG!
Author's Response:
...And the winner for best revew of all time on newsground is...
Envolope plese...
THIS ONE!!!
*Racous applause*
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For everyone that hates that little shit angstdrillhead, I have some 411 on him.
Angstdrillhead is a little, half retarded guy, that worked for many, many years at the box office in a movie theatre in a shithole known as Calgary (and for minimum wage, too).
He was never given a promotion and was dissed, ridiculed and ignored by management and co-workers on a regular basis.
Of this he was obviously proud, as he choose to discuss the tragic, vapidness of his pathetic life here on the newground BBS for all to read (A cry for help?).
He has since moved onward and upward (downward?) in life.
He now works as a cashier at Walmart for minimum wage, where he is known as “Mister Complainer”.
At the present time, the highlight of his sad, meaningless life--as you can tell by his profile quote--4 star Cashier for Dec. 2004 at Wal-mart
Sad indeed.
If you were to see him, you would at first think that he looks like Mr. burns on the Simpsons.
His real name is Michael Roberts, and he might get laid sometime in the future if he can save his money long enough to find a little retarded prostitute that has low enough standards to touch his nasty, nerdy, nose picking, masturbating* ass!
Two summers ago, Michael was beaten up by two 15 year old kids (by the way Michael is 24 years old). From that day to the present he lives in constant state of fear and can never be found without a mini ear-piercing alarm, that he can press to save his wimpy ass next time another pair of 15 year olds want to beat the living shit out of him. (I bet that alarm will come in handy yet!)
Michael, 24, still lives with his mother, he has admitted to being in love with a 16 year old girl, whom he has stalked, and is a Mormon, the most fucked up type of people in the world.
In conclusion, if angstdrillhead pisses you off, remember that he has the I.Q. of a 8 year old, and just ignore his immature comments, he doesn't know any better.
*Topic: “masturbation good/bad?”
Forum: General Posted: 12/25/03 12:15 AM
angstdrillhead wrote:
“Well it does help your penis internally and externally! Your foreskin can pull back easily, it cleans out the dirt inside and if it's dry it works as a lotion!”
OMFG!
Author's Response:
Gret!!! Play it again, sam!
For everyone that hates that little shit angstdrillhead, I have some 411 on him.
Angstdrillhead is a little, half retarded guy, that worked for many, many years at the box office in a movie theatre in a shithole known as Calgary (and for minimum wage, too).
He was never given a promotion and was dissed, ridiculed and ignored by management and co-workers on a regular basis.
Of this he was obviously proud, as he choose to discuss the tragic, vapidness of his pathetic life here on the newground BBS for all to read (A cry for help?).
He has since moved onward and upward (downward?) in life.
He now works as a cashier at Walmart for minimum wage, where he is known as “Mister Complainer”.
At the present time, the highlight of his sad, meaningless life--as you can tell by his profile quote--4 star Cashier for Dec. 2004 at Wal-mart
Sad indeed.
If you were to see him, you would at first think that he looks like Mr. burns on the Simpsons.
His real name is Michael Roberts, and he might get laid sometime in the future if he can save his money long enough to find a little retarded prostitute that has low enough standards to touch his nasty, nerdy, nose picking, masturbating* ass!
Two summers ago, Michael was beaten up by two 15 year old kids (by the way Michael is 24 years old). From that day to the present he lives in constant state of fear and can never be found without a mini ear-piercing alarm, that he can press to save his wimpy ass next time another pair of 15 year olds want to beat the living shit out of him. (I bet that alarm will come in handy yet!)
Michael, 24, still lives with his mother, he has admitted to being in love with a 16 year old girl, whom he has stalked, and is a Mormon, the most fucked up type of people in the world.
In conclusion, if angstdrillhead pisses you off, remember that he has the I.Q. of a 8 year old, and just ignore his immature comments, he doesn't know any better.
*Topic: “masturbation good/bad?”
Forum: General Posted: 12/25/03 12:15 AM
angstdrillhead wrote:
“Well it does help your penis internally and externally! Your foreskin can pull back easily, it cleans out the dirt inside and if it's dry it works as a lotion!”
OMFG!
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Where's FF15? I've wasted a whole fucking year waiting for it. If you don't finish it I'm gonna start flaming you and start giving Shin2k27 good reviews like he deserves.
Author's Response:
If you do that, then I will cancel part 15 all together. And then the thousands of my fans can blame you for the cancellation and maybe they'll finally get off my back :)
But seriously, Randy Solem threatened to cancel Rise of The MK 4 just because so many people were always demanding that he finish it. His exact words were "fuck this, it's cancelled". Now I wouldn't want to do that but if I keep getting people saying "finish it NOW" then I might consider it. Keep that in mind...
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